xsista:

I was helping my little brother

Where the fuck does jack come from

The most accurate representation of math I’ve seen yet.

airagorn:

dumb story because i think i’m funny

we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered

‘hot wheels’

corgay:

if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep

floresfabrications:

If looks could kill

cnnbreaking:

constantcomfort:

this whole website is white people making fun of white people.

sanic-x:

jawslightning:

the best tumblr has to offer

definitely worth $1.1 billion

travelviatardis:

bumbo-kate:

lyssalovescookies:

in 8th grade we thought it would be funny to scare our algebra teacher so when she was writing on the board we all put on dora masks and when she turned around she screamed

pure brilliance

those are the most developed year eights i have ever seen

gotodead:

meretremfuit:

Yes.

Fuck, I just need to start reading through Wonder Woman comics.

newlemming:

2stupidnerds:

daewrythe:

depthz:

How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.

I smell a fucking challenge

Lets do it Jesse

I seriously want to try this out.